February 2012
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i don't want a guy that licks his finger before he...
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or even still licks the kindle to turn the page!
I said "Cow!" to a woman on a bike earlier today.
most-awkward-moments:
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I just warned her about.
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
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Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
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